Seriously????

How many times do you see things in life that are very simple? How about NEVER!! It is so easy to read directions or be told something and as American's I think we over analyze or don't take it for what it is! So this evening I was getting ready to wash Chase's soccer jersey and looked at the back of the tag to make sure there were no special instructions! And here is what it says....

Really??? Does it get any easier than that? In case you are wondering this jersey is Puma brand and made in Thailand! If you can't enlarge the picture it says, "Wash This When Dirty" Is it wrong of me to want to send a letter to Thailand that just says, "NO SHIT!"

I am officially a SOCCER MOM!

Anyone still out there in the blog world? If so then here's what's up in my little corner of the world. Since school started I am so busy it's not even funny! I don't know how this happened because I guess I thought that things would some what slow down but I should have known better. Chase has been bitten by the social bug and is involved in almost everything he can be. Including Soccer. I am so excited that he is playing a sport in High School. Awhile back when I bought my Mini Van one of the guys at the bank asked me why I wanted to go back to a soccer mom car! He is constantly bugging me about my soccer mom car. So this evening Chase brings home a note that says, "ATTENTION SOCCER MOMS!" It's official...I am a soccer mom. I even have the van to prove it! Tori is staying busy with Girl Scouts this year! This is her first year to try Girl Scouts so it will be interesting to see what she thinks about it! I have had Girl Scout Cookies on the brain by the way since she signed up and I don't even think that's until March! Nate is starting Preschool this year! It will be his first time to go. So hard to think that my "BABY" will have somewhere to go!

Anyway...hope this finds you all well!
Later Gators!!

It Works

What's Up!!! Long time no talk. I don't know if anyone still reads this blog or not but if you are here is some news for ya'! You all may or may not know that I am a rep for It Works. You can visit my website at http://www.amywolff.itworks.net/ for information on all of the products that we carry. I had a party scheduled for this afternoon that got cancelled so I have Body Wraps for sale for $20.00! I would love for anyone and everyone to try this out so if anyone is interested please, please let me know and I will get it out to you right away. This is a great deal so if you have any questions please let me know! Tell all you friends. I only have 8 available so act quick!! You can get my info on my website if you need to!! Please email me directly to get the wrap! awolff1@cox.net

Thanks

OMG....

OK...so the kids and I were looking for puppies on Craig's list and this is the ad that I came across...what do you think??

My kids want a goat. I don't mind having one, I had 'em growin up but that was on the farm. We live smack dab in the middle of Wichita. I already know the Mexican's next door won't mind cause they have a horse and a bunch of chickens (not kidding). The white guy on the other side of us won't care cause he sells dope and I doubt he'd need the attention if he called someone on us. I'm just curious if anybody knows if its legal so I don't get any crap from our wonderfully compassionate city government. Thanks!

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I am so not even kidding about this post. I couldn't make this up if I tried. Look up the post on Craig's List!! I really wonder about people sometimes. It is this kind of crap out there that makes me laugh out loud. I have a necklace that says, "I'm the kind of girl that will laugh out loud tomorrow at something that happened yesterday." And this my friends is a perfect example.

Holy Cow HELLO!!

LONG LONG TIME NO TALK! Can't believe it's been forever! Literally forever. Hope blog world finds all well and I do still keep up with you all. Just not myself. Been very busyobviously but if there is anyone out there still checking me out then here's what's up. School is out and the kids are bored already I think. Our church put a team in the church softball league this year so Rick, Chase and I are all playing. Actually I am only playing if they are short on people which so far they have had 4 games and have been ok. I actually played ball all growning up and in high school and a couple years after that but it's been a good 10 years since then. Here is something else I have been up to. Todd's (my boss) wife opened her own salon and she asked me to do some vinyl on the wall for her like Upper Case Living. SO here are some pics. It was fun and VERY time consuming but I think it turned out cut and she really like it. Her shop is super cute. This first picture is right when you walk in the front door and there is a little reception desk and it is behind the desk on the wall. Her logo is a banner that is on gator board that I bought from KBP. I didn't do it but I did the it's all about you and the polka dots in the corner.

This I did on a 16x20 frame...I did it on the glass because she wasn't exactly sure where it was going to hang. It is right about the pedicure/massaging chair!Joey is the owner and this is her station. This is on her mirror at the top!

This is on Polly's station on the mirror. She is one of the stylistThis on Julie's. She is the 3rd stylistThis is on the 16x20 frame again in the massage roomThere are random polka dots in different places in the salon. This is some of themThis is another 16x20 frame that is between the 2 nail techs.

That's it! Headed to Topeka on Friday morning to the races! It's that time of year again. Hopefully I get some sun. I am so White mexican right now it's not even funny!!

Later

Quarter Mania & It Works & Rockin'Mamas Is in The House!!

****ADULTS ONLY****

Numbered Paddles & ball are $3.00 ea

Additional paddles are $3 ea (max 3)

Contact Me ASAP to pre-order your entry tickets!

Amy Wolff
316-253-4278

Bring this flyer along with 2 guests & get 2nd paddle FREE!

Hello Hosts & Customers, I would like to invite and introduce you to a new auction concept that has taken other larger cities by storm. In fact, some cities have several Quarter Mania Auctions going on any given month with a 100 or more ladies in attendance! Each vendor is required to have at least 10 people in attendance. Be one of my 10 by calling or emailing me asap! Your invitation and auction details for Wichita Quarter Mania can be viewed below.

Quarter Mania

"Where the idea of an auction and a raffle come together!"

***ADULTS ONLY***

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Office This Conference Room

3985 E Harry, Wichita, KS 67218

Doors Open at 5:00pm, Auction starts at 6:00pm SHARP!!

How to play:

Bid on quality vendor items with one to four quarters, depending on the retail value. Once all bids are placed, a randomly chosen number is called. If the person with that number placed a bid, he or she wins that item. Numbers will continued to be drawn until there is a winner. Bids will be collected before each drawing.

Vendors:

Rocking Mamas

It Works!

SugarBritches & Co

Arbonne

Avon

Cookie Lee Jewelry

Entertaining at Home

Pampered Chef

Princess House

Private Quarters

Tastefully Simple

Tupperware

And More….

*Vendors are subject to change*.

Items will range from $10 to over $100 retail.

1 quarter bid – Item value $10 to $24

2 quarter bid – Item value $25 to $49

3 quarter bid – Item value $50 to $74

4 quarter bid – Item value $75 and up

****ADULTS ONLY****

Numbered Paddles & ball are $3.00 ea

Additional paddles are $3 ea (max 3)

Contact Me ASAP to pre-order your entry tickets!

Amy Wolff
316-253-4278

Bring this flyer along with 2 guests & get 2nd paddle FREE!

Hey girls!! Check out these goodies!!!

Okay I am doing this for Amy because she is a busy woman!!! A SuperWoman!! I honestly don't know how she does it all!!! So anyhoo... I want to tell you what Amy has been up to lately....besides her jewelry business, scrapbooking, being a Super MOM, working, being my BFF, oh yeah and being a wife to her hubby!!! So I think I told you about Amy and I going to the Women's Fair well....since Amy hasn't gotten around to telling you about it, I am gonna!!! She is now a sales rep for IT WORKS!!! She is now selling these products!! This stuff is totally amazing!!! She uses the products, we have had friends try it and each time IT WORKS!!!
So here is a little bit about what I am talking about!

About It Works Products:

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Our honest approach to nutrition and wholesome ingredients has guided It Works through the harmonious blending of science and nature to bring superior, affordable products from our business to your home. It Works is proud to offer its one-of-a-kind body slimming treatments, top-notch nutritional supplements, and a specially-formulated skin care line that helps stop or delay the harmful environmental effects that contribute to the speed of the aging process.

Okay so here are some testimonials from people who have used the product!!

Check them out HERE!!!

I am actually super excited for this product!! They have these awesome wraps fro your face!!!Amy is going to do one on my face!! I have had lines and creases on my face for years that I have always been self concious about!! SUN DAMAGE!!! I say every year I am gonna stay out of the sun...well every year I am out in it, With sunscreen of course, but I am stilll out in it!! So after all these years I am ready to stop my skin from aging, or at least slow it down!!! So I will take a pictureof my face before and after and share my results with you!! fyi- the before not sooo pretty...makeup can do wonders!! (well for me at least...) Okay so stay tuned for the face wrap!!